I was living in an apartment with my best friend Nora and her boyfriend, but they were moving out after Christmas, so the owner of the house came around without me knowing with two guys who were thinking of moving in. I talked to them for a bit and then decided to go. The apartment was in a huge shoppingcentre, and I was standing in the middle of it not knowing where to go when a girl came up to me and asked where the Wella-shop was. I showed her, and she disappeared. The Wella-shop didn't have hairproducts but lots of other stuff, and I found two things I wanted to buy. I can't remember what the things were, but one was black and reminded me of a case for glasses or something. The guy behind the counter was really handsome and flirty so I chatted to him while this other guy who worked there came up next to me, had a white paperroll and he took a long strip of paper and tied it around my neck so it was hanging down my back and across the floor. The black thing was supposed to cost 20 kr, but on the register it said it cost 220 kr. I said that was wrong, and the guy tried to correct it but then it said it cost 400 kr. Finally he got it right. I took the end of the paper and attached it to my front so it kinda looked like a dress, and the other guy had put a rubber band around my feet so I could hardly walk. I tried to walk out of the shop but decided it didn't work with the rubber band so I kicked it off and threw it towards them. It was a thick blue rubber band.
Then I met Nora and she said we had to go to Ultra, this huge foodshop, but it also had flowers and lots of cakes. We went straight to the cakes (of course), and they all looked delicious! Then Nora said we had to get a trolley, so we went back to the flowerdepartment and found one. But it wasn't a normal trolley, it looked like a stool, it was white with four legs and had a handle but you had to carry it cause it didn't have any wheels. So we carried them back to the cakes. They didn't have signs that said which cake was which, only a list on the side which said all the cakes they had. So you had to guess what was what. Nora pointed to one and said that one was really good but I thought "pff, I'm not going to listen to you" and found one that was actually a big ball of chocolate filled with soft caramel. It had a smaller chocolate ball on top but it had fallen off so I had to stick it back on.
lørdag 13. november 2010
tirsdag 9. november 2010
Fishingboats and mermaids
I was in a boat harbour somewhere in northern Norway, and I was going to get married to a guy (not then but later), but someone (it might've been my mum) had decided I wasn't ready to get married yet, so I had to go on a trip with a fishing boat. I was walking around in a blanket, fussing about going, and finally I realised I had to go so I packed three t-shirts which I bought in New York in addition to the stuff someone else had already packed.
When I got onto the boat there was only one person there, the captain, and that was a guy called Roland from a TV-series called Himmelblå. He's quite goodlooking so I was happy! We sat next to each other and I said I might get seasick, but he had some pills he could give me if it happend. We were going to Guatemala or somewhere over there, so it was a long trip. I needed the bathroom, and said to him "it's ok for you, you can just go over the side of the boat" and he laughed at me. Then he showed me the loo, which was underneath a floorboard. You had to lift the floorboard and there was a sort of tarpaulin you inflated, but it didn't inflate properly and it was disgusting because it had been lying in the toilet. And I didn't understand where the actual toilet was, because there were two holes but they weren't really holes, they looked like vases and were tiny so it wasn't possible to sit on them.
I went over to the railing and looked over the edge, and there was a lifesize doll in the water, it looked like a man who was dead, but someone on a boat next to us said it was used to train for emergencies. Suddenly I saw dolphins! I got really excited, they followed us and played in the waves. I sat in a little rubber dinghy and then the dolphins weren't dolphins but people, not sure if they were mermaids or what, but they turned evil and tried to push my boat from underneath so I would fall out. Roland panicked (he was on the fishingboat) and took one of his fishnets which he had on a wire behind the boat and steered it towards me so I got caught in it and he hoisted me back on the boat, along with lots of fish and merpeople. The whole boat almost tipped with the weight so I smashed down on the floor.
For some reason we couldn't throw the merpeople back into the water, so we had to retrain them to be other things. Some were turned into fairies, and some got donkeylegs! We had a little computerthing that we used to decide what kind of eyes the merpeople should have, makeup, clothes etc.
WEIRD!!!
When I got onto the boat there was only one person there, the captain, and that was a guy called Roland from a TV-series called Himmelblå. He's quite goodlooking so I was happy! We sat next to each other and I said I might get seasick, but he had some pills he could give me if it happend. We were going to Guatemala or somewhere over there, so it was a long trip. I needed the bathroom, and said to him "it's ok for you, you can just go over the side of the boat" and he laughed at me. Then he showed me the loo, which was underneath a floorboard. You had to lift the floorboard and there was a sort of tarpaulin you inflated, but it didn't inflate properly and it was disgusting because it had been lying in the toilet. And I didn't understand where the actual toilet was, because there were two holes but they weren't really holes, they looked like vases and were tiny so it wasn't possible to sit on them.
I went over to the railing and looked over the edge, and there was a lifesize doll in the water, it looked like a man who was dead, but someone on a boat next to us said it was used to train for emergencies. Suddenly I saw dolphins! I got really excited, they followed us and played in the waves. I sat in a little rubber dinghy and then the dolphins weren't dolphins but people, not sure if they were mermaids or what, but they turned evil and tried to push my boat from underneath so I would fall out. Roland panicked (he was on the fishingboat) and took one of his fishnets which he had on a wire behind the boat and steered it towards me so I got caught in it and he hoisted me back on the boat, along with lots of fish and merpeople. The whole boat almost tipped with the weight so I smashed down on the floor.
For some reason we couldn't throw the merpeople back into the water, so we had to retrain them to be other things. Some were turned into fairies, and some got donkeylegs! We had a little computerthing that we used to decide what kind of eyes the merpeople should have, makeup, clothes etc.
WEIRD!!!
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