Fishingboats and mermaids

I was in a boat harbour somewhere in northern Norway, and I was going to get married to a guy (not then but later), but someone (it might've been my mum) had decided I wasn't ready to get married yet, so I had to go on a trip with a fishing boat. I was walking around in a blanket, fussing about going, and finally I realised I had to go so I packed three t-shirts which I bought in New York in addition to the stuff someone else had already packed.
When I got onto the boat there was only one person there, the captain, and that was a guy called Roland from a TV-series called Himmelblå. He's quite goodlooking so I was happy! We sat next to each other and I said I might get seasick, but he had some pills he could give me if it happend. We were going to Guatemala or somewhere over there, so it was a long trip. I needed the bathroom, and said to him "it's ok for you, you can just go over the side of the boat" and he laughed at me. Then he showed me the loo, which was underneath a floorboard. You had to lift the floorboard and there was a sort of tarpaulin you inflated, but it didn't inflate properly and it was disgusting because it had been lying in the toilet. And I didn't understand where the actual toilet was, because there were two holes but they weren't really holes, they looked like vases and were tiny so it wasn't possible to sit on them.
I went over to the railing and looked over the edge, and there was a lifesize doll in the water, it looked like a man who was dead, but someone on a boat next to us said it was used to train for emergencies. Suddenly I saw dolphins! I got really excited, they followed us and played in the waves. I sat in a little rubber dinghy and then the dolphins weren't dolphins but people, not sure if they were mermaids or what, but they turned evil and tried to push my boat from underneath so I would fall out. Roland panicked (he was on the fishingboat) and took one of his fishnets which he had on a wire behind the boat and steered it towards me so I got caught in it and he hoisted me back on the boat, along with lots of fish and merpeople. The whole boat almost tipped with the weight so I smashed down on the floor.
For some reason we couldn't throw the merpeople back into the water, so we had to retrain them to be other things. Some were turned into fairies, and some got donkeylegs! We had a little computerthing that we used to decide what kind of eyes the merpeople should have, makeup, clothes etc.
WEIRD!!!